Meme stolen shamelessly from Sundays with Stretchy Pants. Want to play along? Google "unfortunately [your name]" and post the results.
"Unfortunately, Heather and Mean Jean will be back in Congress."
How come Mean Jean got a nickname and not Heather? This is clearly not about me, because I would never, ever be able to survive all the meet-and-greets you have to do to get elected. Besides, I'd rather watch tonight's speech at home, where I can fast-forward through all the clapping. If Obama is serious about changing Washington, he should ban standing ovations during the State of the Union.
"Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters."
This is actually why Todd and I adopted. We were afraid our combined extreme beauty in any offspring would be too much for the world to handle.
"Unfortunately Heather has surfaced on our screens in Scrubs, ads for L'oreal & the short lived LAX (fortunately I live in the UK & wasn't subjected to this)."
I don't blog much about my acting career, lest you all get jealous. Apparently I'm not too popular in the U.K. Must talk to my agent about that.
"Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession. But she doesn’t mind. I mean check out these shoes!"
Seeing as how my last purchase was a $22 pair of Target dress shoes, I think I need to step up my game a little.
"Unfortunately Heather can’t be there, but I hope some of you can be. If so, come find me and say hi!"
This is the story of Todd's life: introverted me begging off of social events.
"Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles."
Wise words for us all.
"Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch."
Think about it. Have there been any recent sightings? Exactly.
"Unfortunately, Heather is married."
Love you, Todd!
"Unfortunately, Heather did not win."
This is true. I never win. Except at Scrabble and Settlers of Catan.
10 comments:
That was disturbing. The second one was "unfortunately [real first name] will not be coming back next year because she was unable to get enough students to sign up for her classes."
And then later it is apparently unfortunate that I died young.
I'm not doing this any more.
I just tried it! I googled "unfortunately (my first name)" and only ONE result popped up. Yes, my name is that weird.
But oh, how appropriate was that one link. "Unfortunately, (my first name) was late once again."
Mine had me (each of the following as separate incidents)with jaundice, in the hospital, with Cystic Fibrosis and then dying in a car crash. Nice.
OMG I almost never do these things, but this one is too funny, I think I must.
I am so stealing this. I googled both my real name and my "blog" name -- and, as usual, my "blog" self has much funnier things to say.
*sigh*
Happy ICLW!
That is hilarious! I did one that was my name and loves to... which turned out to be odd as well!
ICLW!
You had me at- Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker...
I did it right away. Mine was funny. I died twice and invented something useless.
I love scrabble but wondering what is Settlers of Catan
@lassie - It's a geek strategy game, a little bit like Risk with shades of Monopoly. :)
This is the story of Todd's life: introverted me begging off of social events
This is the story of my husband's life too, but luckily HOS is a good sport about it.
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