Meme stolen shamelessly from Sundays with Stretchy Pants. Want to play along? Google "unfortunately [your name]" and post the results.
"Unfortunately, Heather and Mean Jean will be back in Congress."
How come Mean Jean got a nickname and not Heather? This is clearly not about me, because I would never, ever be able to survive all the meet-and-greets you have to do to get elected. Besides, I'd rather watch tonight's speech at home, where I can fast-forward through all the clapping. If Obama is serious about changing Washington, he should ban standing ovations during the State of the Union.
"Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters."
This is actually why Todd and I adopted. We were afraid our combined extreme beauty in any offspring would be too much for the world to handle.
"Unfortunately Heather has surfaced on our screens in Scrubs, ads for L'oreal & the short lived LAX (fortunately I live in the UK & wasn't subjected to this)."
I don't blog much about my acting career, lest you all get jealous. Apparently I'm not too popular in the U.K. Must talk to my agent about that.
"Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession. But she doesn’t mind. I mean check out these shoes!"
Seeing as how my last purchase was a $22 pair of Target dress shoes, I think I need to step up my game a little.
"Unfortunately Heather can’t be there, but I hope some of you can be. If so, come find me and say hi!"
This is the story of Todd's life: introverted me begging off of social events.
"Unfortunately, Heather forgot to follow the most important advice: Stay out of the path of runaway police motorcycles."
Wise words for us all.
"Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch."
Think about it. Have there been any recent sightings? Exactly.
"Unfortunately, Heather is married."
Love you, Todd!
"Unfortunately, Heather did not win."
This is true. I never win. Except at Scrabble and Settlers of Catan.