April 22, 2008

A Word of Advice

Now and then at home, DO take off your top clothing layers and pop your baby into a soft wrap for some skin-on-skin snuggly time. It promotes attachment and general well-being, not to mention the feel of all that warm baby smushed up against you is to die for.

However...

DON'T forget you're actually still topless under that wrap and walk out to get the mail. Particularly if your kindly but staid older neighbor is out in his front yard.

10 comments:

GLouise said...

Hilarious!!!!! At what point did you realize your lack o' clothes? Hee hee, that totally sounds like something that would happen to me.

The Rotten Correspondent said...

Ha! I'll bet you're the talk of the neighborhood.

Too funny!

Heather.PNR said...

GLouise, I made it most of the way down the driveway before realizing I was, um, cold in places I'm not usually cold!

Judy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I bet you gave him the thrill of his life!!

Jenna said...

HA! YES!

Though I had a really thin tank top on the other day and, from the front, i looked like i didn't have a shirt on.

BUT I DID!

Clementine said...

That's awesome!

Anami said...

*Wipes tears from eyes*

That is too funny! Where is the blushing icon when you need one? I would have wanted to melt into the ground!

Joanne said...

hee-hee....to funny!

cocokrispybeans said...

Oh, my God. Heather, I laughed so hard when I read this that I nearly wet my pants.

I can't even tell you the number of times I have absentmindedly headed out to take the trash out or whatnot and forgotten I wasn't wearing pants, or that my pants were undone, or when I was only wearing my bra and no shirt. Thankfully, nobody's seen me pantsless. But I did give my neighbor a good glimpse at my bra one day before I darted back inside!

Denise said...

Hah. Awesome.

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