April 05, 2009

What Happened to Just Hiding Them in a Napkin?

Like every third person in our part of the country, I have a Sigg bottle full of water that floats around with me throughout the day. I think they appeal to our regional belief that by spending money on things like overpriced water bottles we can achieve good health (yay for drinking water!) and save the Earth (boo to plastic!). I'd like to say I diligently wash it out with hot soapy water every evening, leaving it clean and ready for the next morning. But truthfully, I just keep refilling it day after day until it finally occurs to me one that a responsible adult cleans her dishes.

All that to explain why, when I came in to the kitchen yesterday from doing yard work in the sun, I chugged from my water bottle knowing it was still partly full from the evening before. Which is how I discovered--as my mouth filled with a horrifying amount of tiny chunks--just what Puppy had done with the carrots he was supposed to be eating before dinner the day before.

11 comments:

mama2roo said...

Um, I don't think I ever said this to you before, but that post just about made me puke a little. ;)

cindy psbm said...

:D!!!lol!!
Maybe he thought 'I don't like them, lets see how she does!'

luna said...

eeww.

when I was a kid, we used to shove the vitamins down the heating vent when no one was looking. this went undiscovered for years until one day the repair guy called my mom in to show her. '"lady," he said, "you got a whole store full of vitamins in there!"

don't know why but your little story of your mischievous child brought that back. better to think of that than of the carrots I'm cutting right NOW to make fresh juice. ew.

lassie said...

This post made me laugh out loud- and I never do that while reading a blog!

Love it!

Spring said...

A cautionary tale for water bottle users everywhere... :)

Jamie said...

This is hilarious!! Gross, but hilarious!! :) I literally laughed out loud!

Clementine said...

Nasty! But also, so funny.

ImpostorMom said...

ewww, I think i'll take my sigg bottle home and clean it tonight.

Lori said...

Chunky water...ewwwwwww.

Vixen said...

Yes, ewwww. But funny too.

becky said...

ew. laughing and cringing at the same time.

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