Gold stars all around if you can tell me what's missing from these magazine covers:
Aw, how sweet. The Jolie-Pitts have become a beautiful family of five.
What's that you say? They actually have other three other children? Don't be silly. Everyone knows adopted kids aren't really family, especially those embarrassingly obvious transracial adoptees.
I'm not surprised, but I am royally annoyed. Especially since their eldest child is old enough to read and understand this slight.
Bonus gold star if you can answer this head-scratcher: if one of their adopted children was white, would he/she have been acknowledged on the cover? My guess is still no.