March 22, 2007
Today was one of those days when you're changing your kiddo's diaper and you turn away to reach for something and when you turn back your kid is in the hallway squatting over a patch of wet carpet. And while you're trying to clean THAT up suddenly a corner of the new diaper is off and now there's poop on the floor (is it too much to ask for five minutes without a bodily function?) and you're trying to explain that although it may look like brown playdough, it's really not something to touch, only it's coming out more like, "NO! DON'T TOUCH! NO!" and the whole time you're thinking that you used to wear business suits and discuss multi-million dollar budgets and now you're losing an argument with a toddler. About poop.